…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
(via ruinedchildhood)
did you fucking
no
diD YOU FUCKIN G SEND ME THE ENTIRETY OF THE GREAT GATSYBY
(via elusivist)
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
(via elusivist)
“If you care about your brother you’ll get in this car.”
“Which brother?”
“Tyrion.”
Cersei keeps pedaling
(via moriarty)
nue:
nue:
once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there
if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough money to buy a giraffe and drive myself to the bottom of the ocean
(via lequickstepboom)
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
darkness without light is an abyss
light without darkness is blinding
you cannot have a coin with one side.
yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
(via elusivist)
OH MY GOD
IT SHAKES WHEN YOU DO ALT+CLICK TO REBLOG NOW.
IT. SHAKES.
LIKE A VOLCANO READY TO ERUPT.
LIKE PIKACHU PREPARING TO ATTACK.
LIKE A SMALL CHILD GETTING A SHIVER IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.
IT JUMPS OUT OF MY SCREEN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
AND THE SHARE ICON MOVES CASUALLY OUT THE WAY AS IT SHAKES
(via elusivist)
that sounds exhausting im sorry
they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times? how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own?
do you think any of them lost count?
“476, 477, 479… wait shit. steve, i think i fucked up. do i start over?”
what the hell is wrong with this website
Instead of doing all that work, couldn’t they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each six times? That would be much easier.
Tumblr: where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing it.
(via elusivist)
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
(via elusivist)
WHAT
PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????
I have a feeling we missed a pretty major part of this story…
(via elusivist)
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
(via gallifreyburning)
